The Parody Section.

Sean: "S-s-sorrow? I-its Sorrow..... SORROW!!!"
*Sean full-on body hugs Sorrow, knocking him to the ground*
Sean: "Sorrow, it IS you! I missed you so much!"
Sketchy: "Aww, he likes you."
*Sean begins humping his leg*
Sorrow:"Wha? AUGH, GET OFF!!!"
*Sorrow shoves him off Sean.*
Sorrow: "NO! Bad Sean, bad!"
Sean: "*whimpers*"
Sorrow:"...Aww... c'mere."
*hugs*

*Sorrow glares at Xion*
*xion glares at sorrow*
*the tension is raising*
*sparks fly between their eye-sights*
Sean:....The f***?

thedespised2166 wrote:Sean: "S-s-sorrow? I-its Sorrow..... SORROW!!!"
*Sean full-on body hugs Sorrow, knocking him to the ground*
Sean: "Sorrow, it IS you! I missed you so much!"
Sketchy: "Aww, he likes you."
*Sean begins humping his leg*
Sorrow:"Wha? AUGH, GET OFF!!!"
*Sorrow shoves him off Sean.*
Sorrow: "NO! Bad Sean, bad!"
Sean: "*whimpers*"
Sorrow:"...Aww... c'mere."
*hugs*

And someone did the joke...hahahaaa!

Who else thinks it's funny that there was a lesbian chat room ad on the site? i saw it a few minutes ago, and lmao.

WTF!? XD
...*sigh*... the things that the internet brings up to our site. What else is next?

I believe I saw a special K ad....lol.
We gotta actually look at thse now.(lol)

Oh great. Now there's an ad on how to make your **** bigger.
Did this site just update to a dirty forum?

Axel: So your name's Xeenous now?
Xenas: The name's Xenas. Got it memorized?
Axel: Xenas, huh? .....hm, that's interesting.
Xenas: What is?
Axel: X-E-N-A-S. Now lets add an "M". X-E-M-N-A-S. Now lets rearrange that. M-A-N-S-E-X.
Xenas: ....Huh, that is interesting.
Axel: ....*sigh* Its no fun if you don't care. -_-

Sorrow:lol, your name's Xenis.
Sean:no, it's Xenas!
Sorrow:Xenis
Sean:Xenas!
*Sorrow holds sean back by pushing his forehead, then leaning on his shoulder*

Fullmetal_Alchemist wrote:Who else thinks it's funny that there was a lesbian chat room ad on the site? i saw it a few minutes ago, and lmao.

thedespised2166 wrote:Oh great. Now there's an ad on how to make your **** bigger.
Did this site just update to a dirty forum?

It seems that it's spreading...

lol, that spongebob thing is hilariouse XD

Axel: This battle has gone on LONG ENOUGH!
Sean: Fighting you was most fun but I AGREE.
Both: FINAL STRIKE!!
Announcer: This game's winner is.....Jigglypuff!
Axel: WHAT THE F***! HOW DID I LOSE TO THAT!!!?

I'll fix that. HEY! Someone get a needle!

Axel: Phew...
Amber: Aw man...
Sean: This is WAY too tough. Xion, can you help us?
Xion: Heh, don't worry. Maybe I can help you guys out a bit.....with my...~Ninja Info Cards-
Axel: If you start singing that song, I'm going to f***king kill you.

lol, GARAA OF DA FUNK!!!

Sickle:"Oi! Get that drill scallywags! I'm gonna get meself some gold t'night!"
???:"Lookin' for some gold, are ya?"
Sickle:"Do-wha? Who are you!?"
Jack:"Jack Sparrow, mate."

(You must see pics I posted)
Me: Hello everybody!
Sorrow: Hi.
Sean: YO!
Sain: Hi there!
Axel: What'sup...
Amber: Hi! ^_^
Kamen: Greetings.
Xion: Hello!
Captain Falcon: Hey there!

Me: Your all probably wondering why I have you all in this room. Well, you guys know the original poke'mon trainer Red and the new Red?
Everyone: Yeah...
Captain Falcon: YES!
Me:(My god....that was worth it.)
Well, they both met each other and someone recorded them talking. Wanna hear? Now be forewarned, this may be too much for you so I have earplugs and you don't! PLAY THE FOOTAGE!
*The screen shows old Red and new Red talking*
O.Red: ...............
N.Red: ...............
Sorrow: O_O MY EYES!! THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT!
*Sean and Axel's ears bleed*
Sean: My ears!
Axel: Conversation....TOO....EPIC!!!
Amber: ......
Xion: .....My.....god.....
*Sain and Kamen are frozen in awe*
Sain: 8[_______]
Kamen: O_O.....8[________]
Captain Falcon:*with a tear rolling down his cheek in joy*........Hyes....

Those weren't O.Red & N.Red they're- Ope! No, you're right! Although the other one's Red & J.Trainer Male (Forgot his name...)
Moving on...

Sorrow:what a boring day...good thing it's lunch time...
he opens his lunch puoch to find a banana and a slice of cake...
Sorrow:???
*banana grows arms legs and a face*
Banana:PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME~(repeats five times)
on the fourth time, the cake grows a face:ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE!!~(reapeted five times)
*after that, they both sing at the same time:
banana:PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT!
Cake:ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE.
*they repeats teh song without end*
Sorrow:...;(

*Continuing that above... A little something funny.*
Ino happens to walk by... He hears the singing.
Ino:"...*eye twitches* YOU!!! YOU SHALL DIE!!!"
*At first, Sorrow freaks. Until Ino runs past him. Ino picks up the dancing banana.*
Ino:"I'M GONNA KILL YOU DAMMIT!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT SONG!!!"
D.B.:"...I like cereal!"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

*Continues from that*
*Sean walks to the spot of the explosion*
Banana: PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME!
*He picks it up*
Sean: So this is where my expiremental Kamikaze Banana is! Hehehehe...thought I lost ya!
*walks off*

(This is something me and Colonel made up. I hope you watched the PPG when you were young!)
Damns....
Fourths....
And Chaos Emeralds....
These three ingredients were chosen to create the ultimate little girls...
But Pro. Gerald Robotnik accidentaly added an extra ingredient to the concoction....
BLACK...DOOM!
*BOOOOM*
....Thus, the Shadow Puff Girls were born!
Using their Perfect Ultimate Powers....
Shadow!
Shadow!
And Silver!
(Silver: ....What?)
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!!

lol, I used to whatch that show when I was 3 xD

Sean: I've got this feeling that X.A.N.A. just wants to clone my DNA for some reason. I mean, the Crawlers have my quils, some Castaways have my quils, Axel looks just like me-
*Slyce walk by but Sean grabs him*
Sean: AND NOW THIS!! YA KNOW, I'M GETTIN' ALITTLE F**KING PISSED OFF!!
Slyce: ....
Sean: *sigh*....I can't stay mad at you.*hugs*
Slyce: Hehehehehehe!

XD Niiiice...

*Sean & Xion are versing someone.*
Xion:"Sean, grab my jewels."
Sean:"Alr-Do-WHAT!?"
*Xion pulls out a necklace from under his jacket.*
Xion:"These jewels see? Jeweeeels. Did you think I was mentioning my round tables?"
Sean:"Uhh... no. No I didn't-"
Xion:"'Cause they're over there."
*Points over to two round tables.*
Xion:"If it wasn't those, did you think it was my nuts?"
Sean:"I-uhh... n-"
*Xion pulls out a jar of cashews.*
Xion:"'Cause these are my nuts. Or was it my cock you were thinking about?"
*A chicken walks over. Xion picks it up.*
Xion:"'Cause this is my cock. Aren't you a good little cock? Yes you are!"