Arguments of Crap...
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
That would be impossible. Because... There can only be... one Chuck Norris... >:3
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
Mi-sa changing subject nao!
Now I haz a riddle for U...
Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be felt.
Found behind stars, and under hills, and empty holes it fills.
Starts before, follows after, ends life, kills laughter.
Now I haz a riddle for U...
Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be felt.
Found behind stars, and under hills, and empty holes it fills.
Starts before, follows after, ends life, kills laughter.
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
Close, but no cigar.
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THAR U GO!
You can see shadows. But not darkness...
Voiceless, it cries. Wingless flutters. Toothless bites. Mouthless mutters.
You can see shadows. But not darkness...
Voiceless, it cries. Wingless flutters. Toothless bites. Mouthless mutters.
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
the wind(I read the hobbit lol)
MAH TURN!!
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say.
MAH TURN!!
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say.
Re: Arguments of Crap...
XD So you did.
It's a violin.
It's a violin.
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
correct.
If you have five apples, and your brother has four, how many apples does she have?
If you have five apples, and your brother has four, how many apples does she have?
Re: Arguments of Crap...
The 'She' that you mention doesn't have any. Poor She.
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well, it's not a riddle, but it's funny, here:
three men are in a car crash, one is a mathimatician, one is a scientist, and the other is a moron.
instead of going to heaven or hell, the men are brought to a place between heaven and hell.
God says: Because of an over crowding in heaven, you must ask the devil a question.
if the devil gets it correct, then you go to hell. if he gets it wrong, you live in the paradice of heaven.
The mathematician goes first. he asks, What is the hardest equation in the world?
the devil snaps his fingers and a stack of papers appear in his hand. The mathematician looks over the papers and says, with a hint of sorrow: Correct...
He puffs into flames and is sent to hell.
the scientist asks: what is the chemical make up of jello?
the devil snaps his fingers, and another stack of papers appears in the Scientist's hands, he looks over them, and says: Correct...
He puffs in a firey explosion and is sent to hell
The moron asks for a chair.
The devil gives him a chair.
He then asks for a screw driver,
which the devil hands him.
After drilling nine holes in the chair, he pulls his pants down and makes a nasty fart. Then, he asks the devil: Which hole did the fart come out of?
The devil inspects the chair, and says: the third on the right.
The moron laughs and says: no, my a*****e!
the moron goes to heaven.
three men are in a car crash, one is a mathimatician, one is a scientist, and the other is a moron.
instead of going to heaven or hell, the men are brought to a place between heaven and hell.
God says: Because of an over crowding in heaven, you must ask the devil a question.
if the devil gets it correct, then you go to hell. if he gets it wrong, you live in the paradice of heaven.
The mathematician goes first. he asks, What is the hardest equation in the world?
the devil snaps his fingers and a stack of papers appear in his hand. The mathematician looks over the papers and says, with a hint of sorrow: Correct...
He puffs into flames and is sent to hell.
the scientist asks: what is the chemical make up of jello?
the devil snaps his fingers, and another stack of papers appears in the Scientist's hands, he looks over them, and says: Correct...
He puffs in a firey explosion and is sent to hell
The moron asks for a chair.
The devil gives him a chair.
He then asks for a screw driver,
which the devil hands him.
After drilling nine holes in the chair, he pulls his pants down and makes a nasty fart. Then, he asks the devil: Which hole did the fart come out of?
The devil inspects the chair, and says: the third on the right.
The moron laughs and says: no, my a*****e!
the moron goes to heaven.
Re: Arguments of Crap...
Hehe... HehAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice!
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
*Looks at all of this*
Sean: *sigh*
Axel: *facepalm*
Amber: *sigh*
Me:(while facepalming) These really are arguments of crap. -_-u
Sean: *sigh*
Axel: *facepalm*
Amber: *sigh*
Me:(while facepalming) These really are arguments of crap. -_-u
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
Oh! You're not going ANYWHERE!
*Drags you back in here*
*Drags you back in here*
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
Do we need another explosion?
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
No, 'cause I've nullified your effect! MUA-HA-HA-HAA!
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
Tsk...I have something to counteract that...
LOGOUT
LOGOUT
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
lol, I eblieve I should change the title of this topic to 'anything chat', for a space to just relax and talk, sine that's all it's rlly being used for...
Re: Arguments of Crap...
...Eh, sure.
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
Lazy...
Crawler Bombs, Crawler Bombs
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm
Crawler Bombs, Crawler Bombs
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
<_<...>_>
laugh your ***es off to this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRQtepPPeM8
(Lots of cursing involved, but funny as hell.)
laugh your ***es off to this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRQtepPPeM8
(Lots of cursing involved, but funny as hell.)
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
How so?Kamikaze THC wrote:(OOC: I guess some of those guys weren't around when the "The dragons ruined my whole life" thing went down.)
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Re: Arguments of Crap...
...*sigh*, my bud Yosh is feeling bad about something. He won't tell me. Even though I don't know, I'M getting depressed.
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