Souls Spire Colluseum!

Come here to fight with another player!
Guidelines:
battles do not effect the plotline.
Battles do not effect character growth.
Battles do not effect character futures.
WHEN ONE BATTLE IS IN SESSION, you must wait till it is over to fight if you are not in the battle.
When making a battle, Please give a detailed description of the area at which you will be fighting, and specify what character you are using:
You MAY use a character from the plotline here at XDRP.
You MAY use a character from any anime, manga, TV show, or movie, but nothing like spongebob, Dora, unserious stuff like that.
You MAY NOT use a character that is not officially open, meaning all W.I.P characters or uncompletely revealed "Higher ups" cannot be chosen to fight.
Enjoy!
~Fullmetal

Alrighty, I'll start.

*Sain walks in and cracks his neck. He stabs his sword into the ground.*
Sain:"Alright. I've died by my bro in two different places. Here, and my creator's ideal series. Who thinks they can beat me here?"
*Sketchy walks in and pushes him aside.*
Sketchy:"I've seen you die twice. You suck at fighting. You only get sucker-punches in. Screw you, gtfo."
Sain:"But-"
Sketchy:"No! Get outta here!"
???:"*BEEP*!"
*A 2D man walks in and pushes Sketchy and Sain aside.*
Sketchy:"G&W! I-uh... never expected for you to show up here!"
G&W:"*BE-BE-BEEP BEEP BE-BEEP*!"
Sketchy:"Alright, so you want to give it a shot at the big leagues now, do ya?
G&W:"*BEEP*!"
*They lok at eachother for a long while*
Sketchy:"...*Sigh*... alright. Seems that I can't talk you out of it. Alright, but if you lose, your ass is grass the next time I see you."
*Sketchy drags Sain out of the colluseum*

((OOC:LOL, I ment I wanted to battle with you xD))
Setting: A rugged rocky mountain, no vegtation or wildlife to be spotted. Steep cliffs and waterfalls dot the area with a giant 30-mile drop from the top to the bottom. Not all rocks are strong enough to support large amounts of weight.
CHARACTER:
Kakuzu from naruto
ABILITIES:
Kaiton ~ Intelligent hard work
Raiton ~ False darkness
Suiton ~ Water clone
Suiton ~ Encampment wall
Doton ~ Earth Spear
MAIN TECHNIQUE:
DOTON ~ EARTH GRUDGE FEAR.

You may take the first post if you want.

(OOC:lol, then it would be hell trying to het someone who could poof into a dark cloud, then posses your body and make it implode in a matter of seconds. THAT'S why I don't conclude myself. True darkness is unstoppable. Which is why I havent given ??? such heighth in power. LOL)
*G&W climbs up the mountain as stealthily as possibly. failing horribly due to making a beep every time he moves. (He climbs like every other normal person. LOL) He climbs up onto a unsturdy rock. It doesn't budge due to him being so light. *He wipes the sweat off his face. As soon as it lands on the rock, it begins to fall. He freaks out and jumps onto the next piece of land. He peers over the edge. Watching the rock obliterate everything in its path as it falls. Creating extreamely loud noises. As soon as the noises ceace, he slowly turns around and tip-toes quickly around a corner. A sweat drop along the side of his head.*

(XD Just imagine so much comedy there.)

Kakuzu leaped from rock to rock, keeping an eye out for the odd fellow he had seen climb up the side of the mountain. He stopped ten minutes into trying to find him to rest, and calculated his position of where he would be know. He was just about to shoot off in the direction, when a big BANG! clattered through the big rocks, coming from the opposite direction. "apearently, my observation skills aren't what they used to be..." he pushed off with one foot and landed on a big rock overhead and crouched surveying the area. From above, he could see G&W hoist himself up and watch the rocks crumble to the far away ground underneath him... He stood up and came to his senses. {He doesn't seem to realize I'm here...I'll use this to my advantage!} He silently molded chakra into his feet and started to descend the opposite side of the rock.

He leaned over one side and saw the odd little man, it was trying to hide from him, appearently. {His attempts are futile, does he now know what he is up against?} Kakuzu sat down and quickly formed a strategy. After a few minutes, he had gotten one. He rushed over to a nearby small waterfall, and molded chakra as he formed hand seals rapidly."SUITON: MIZU BINSHIN NO JUTSU.(Water style: Water clone technique)" Five replicas of Kakuzu formed from the waters, and followed him back to the spot where G&W was. Five of them hid, while one of them walked out from behind the rock and confronted the creature."Hey, you!"

*He bites down on a porkchop before hearing him. Turning around, he stops chewing.*
G&W:*Tick-tick*"........."
*He drops the porkchop. Having it fall off the edge of a cliff.*
G&W:"...*BEEP*!"
*Acting cowardly, he runs off*
G&W:*Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick...*
*He runs around a corner. Slipping into a thin crease of a rock-wall.*
(OOC:There's another end to the crease, jsyk...)

"Trying to run, Hmm?" Kakuzu laughed to himself, and his skin turned a dark brown.{DOTON: EARTH SPEAR!} his skin became hard as rock, making all physical attacks for the next four posts unaffective if they even land...Seeing as though this...thing was hidden behind a few rocks, he couldn't see the other five Kakuzu spread to different locations around the area, using the rocks to conceal themselves, ready for a sneak attack at any moment.

"You gonna come out and play, or am I gonna have to make you come out?" He slowly walked as he spoke, and stopped in front of the rock crease."It seems as though it is the later!" Kakuzu slammed his fist into the side of the rock enclosure, forcing it to start crumbling. He continued to pound away at the rock, when he tore the entire thing down, he grabbed G&W by the arm so he couldn't escape."I bet you where trying to get away, hmm? Well, I am not going to stand for that!"

Kakuzu spun G&W and finally released him, sending the odd man flying into a big rock, where the first of the five concealed clones where hidden. While he was thrown, the clone behind the rock took it's stance and waited for the correct moment to jump out and continue the devilish combo kakuzu had set up....

G&W:"*BEEP*!"
*He takes out his bucket and attempts to soften his collision. But instead of landing on the rock, he slices through it due to how thin he is. Kukazu's clone not expecting it, is absorbed into the bucket and turned into a slab of oil (Oil Panic. lol). Seeing the clone become absorbed, he gasps slightly, then puts on his helmet as he braces for impact to the ground. Rolling across, and hitting a wall.*
G&W:"*beep*...*beep*...*beep*... *Tick-tick-BEEP*"
*Growing mad after being thrown, he grabs the roof of his helmet and beings it down like a set of blinds. Turning it into a scuuba-diving helmet. He charges through the rock he sliced through, and attempts to ram into Kukazu.*

Meawhile...
*Destro walks around the bottom of the mountain. Attempting to find Sketchy and the gang. A half-eaten porkchop nearly slices his hair.*
Destro:"Woah! What the-!? ...Rrrrgh..."
*He picks up the porkhop and throws it back up the mountain. Sending it flying high*
Destro:"DAMNIT GAME & WATCH!!! JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET THE-... gah, just forget it..."
*He slumps off. Pissed.*

(OOC:The porkchop will land at the peak of the mountain in 3 posts)

(OOC:lol, I love how you mix humor into your posts xD)

Kakuzu was a little bit shocked at this man, and yet admired his form. "You are interesting, but I'm afraid that this won't do..." He stuck his hand out, and G&W slammed his head into it, Pushing Kakuzu back a few feet, Kakuzu then tightened his hand around G&W's head."Lets come out and play!" The four water clones jumped out of the rocks and surrounded G&W, they all raring for combat.

Kakuzu laughed to himself."This is going to be fun!" He brought his leg up and smacked it into G&W's chest, knocking him back into another water clone that spun and extended his leg fast, snapping G&W at another clone that rolled up the sleeve of it's left arm, and slammed him into the ground with his fist."it's no use, soon, I am going to get that bounty on your head!" Kakuzu couldn't wait to see the cash-filled case and that only made his cockiness to win even higher.

(OOC: Well G&W DOES seem like a comedy-relief in his games as well as SSBB/M)
*He attempts to get up. Only to notice his oversized noze is stuck in the ground. Stretching his nose, he tries to stand up. After 'plucking' his nose from the ground, he stumbles back, being kicked by another clone as he falls to the ground again. He gets back up. The stress-mark on the top of his head as steam flares from his nostrils. Making a 'Whoooooooo!'."
G&W:*Tick**Tick**Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-tick-tick-tick-tick* "...*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"
*He screams to the top of his 2D lungs. Creating an ear-bleeding noise to fill the air.*

The noise echoes through only one of the Kakuzu-the real one-the clones stand unaffected."Damn you! Get him!" The clones quickly took action hopped around the real kakuzu and returned to their water state, but the water started to swirl around Kakuzu while he had a hand wrapped around a thumbs up."SUITON: WATER ENCAMPMENT WALL!" the wall of water surrounding him towered over at ten feet tall, making it's own shadow across G&W.

Something began to swirl on the outside of the wall. It was a liquid hand, it shot out of the wall attached to a stream of water connecting back to the wall and spread out it's palm."Time to say goodnight!" The hand crashed down upon G&W. At the same time, Kakuzu formed a water clone out of a bit of the wall, and concealed his real body in the rocks beneath them...

*The water creates a whirlpool around G&W. Absorbing all of the water with his bucket. Creating a 2nd 2D oil slab in his bucket.*
G&W:"*BEEP*"
*He brings out his turtle. Having it bite ravagely at the Kukazu-clone. The porkchop falls at mach-speed, literally slicing through the clone and into the ground in front of them.*
G&W & Turtle:

OOC:Lol'd xD
The clone burst into water, and dripped through the stones beneath them. All was quiet. Then a rustling could be heard beneath G&W. Before he had time to react, Kakuzu make a strong upper cut towards G&W's chin, impacting and Kakuzu flipped backwards, His cloak had been torn off in the rocks.

G&W was amazed by the stitched running all over his body in a Frankenstein manor. "Heheheh, Scared, punk?" Kakuzu Brought his arm back and extended, even though he was no where near G&W, his arm extended by a thick stream of black threads that broke his arm apart and made his punching range wider.

*He poofs to the side. Dodging the first punch.*
G&W:*Be-be-beep-beep-be-be-beep*...*BE-BEEP-BEE-BEEP-BE-BEE-BEEP-BE-BEEP*!*Beep-beep-bee-be-beeep-beep*... (And he thinks he has it bad... I have a 2nd me with dark intentions inside me! I just hope he doesn't wake it up...)
(OOC: Classic Legends reference there...)
*He takes out his Manhole (xD) and defends himself for the next hit.*

Kakuzu retracts his arm, and as soon as it comes back he snaps both of them back out at G&W, slamming into the manhole and leaving numerous dents and cracks."Persistant are we? No matter, your still a sitting duck!" Kakuzu ran at G&W, he arms no fully retracted, and whip-lashed them back at G&W at the sides, preventing escape from three directions."Your mine now you little twat!"

*G&W takes out his fishbowl. Having two fish jump out and chomp down on Kakuzu's arms. He puts the fishbowl away and takes out a hammer. Spinning it in his hand and slams it into Kakuzu. A sign pops up and reeals a 3. Flipping Kakuzu over G&W. Sighing over such a low number, G&W makes due with what he had and grabs Kakuzu. Tossing him from one hand to the other. Juggling him as he unwillingly shapeshifts into a ball. After a short while of juggling, he changes back to normal. Shortly afterwards, he's thrown to the ground as G&W readies his bell.*

Well, we really don't have to continue if you don't wanna.
I just wanted to test ur skillz.

I'm enjoying this. lol

When he was about to hit the ground, Kakuzu pushes off with his hands and smacks into G&W with his feet, both extended. he flipped backwards and landed on his feet plus one of his hands. "I see I probably shouldn't underestimate you...no matter." He stood up, forming continuas hands seals. "RAITON~FALSE DARKNESS."

A bolt of lightning shot from Kakuzu's back, curved, and zoomed towards G&W, it's tip shaped like a spear, aimed for a kill-shot at G&W's head.

(OOC: I had an alternate idea which was for the lulz, but... maybe later.)
*G&W franticly searches for an item from his feet (Seriously, my bro checked his model, and ALL of his items are in his FEET. xD). Tossing each item out in panic. Thinking the bucket would do him no good, he tosses that aside (In front of him)*
G&W:"*Ti-ti-ti-ti-tick-BEEP-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-BE-BEEP*!"
*Finding nothing to use and has ran out of time, he curls up into a ball. The spear then turns from G&W, straight into the bucket. Hearing the bucket-fill-noise, G&W turns around and sees that the spear-like projectile is gone, and the bucket is full.*
G&W: ...
*He picks up his bucket and stows it back in his feet.*

Kakuzu was angered at his failed attempt to hit this annoying target."LETS SEE YOU ABSORB THIS!" Kakuzu Leaped up and ran along the side of one of the rocky bluffs, and jumped off next to G&W, elbowing him into a bluff on the opposite side. With his enemy securely fastened, he quickly took a deep breath while he formed a plethora of handseals.

After he was done, he leaned back a bit, then slammed his foot down and spat out a flaming mass of chakra at the stick figure. On contact, it made a gigantic fiery explosion that was so intense it made Kakuzu shield himself with his arms. However, Kaiton ~ Intelligant hard work is not known for it's explosion...it's known for it's odd after-burn effect. the fire from the explosion traveled along the ground and curved back, burning the target again.

When the flames dissappeared, Kakuzu used the threads running through his body to extend his arm and grab G&W by the neck, and flung him into the opposite side of the bluff, still holding on. He then dragged him across the surface to as high as his stitches would allow, and then released, dropping the poor thing from a height of Seventy feet. after releasing him, Kakuzu 'teleported' to directly underneath him, and bent his knee up, waiting for G&W to fall and slam his back into Kakuzu'z dreadful knee.

(OOC: Stick figure? xD He's a 2D man composed of Liquid Crystal and is also to this day recorded to be 64 years old.)
*The searing flames sent G&W's Firemen into action. 'Poofing' around the areas around G&W and Kakuzu. G&W readies his Scuuba helmet once again and tries to take his chances on Kakuzu's knee. Unfortunately, the Firemen and bounced Kakuzu away and moved away the SECOND he was going to collide with the enemy's knee. He slams into the ground as a 'MISS' appears above the Firemen as they walk off. After a minute or two, G&W manages to pull his head out from the ground. Dazed and confused from the collision.*

Kakuzu brings his fist around and smashes it into G&W's spherical head, and knocks him towards the edge of a cliff.{Bingo!} Kakuzu runs up and slams into him once more, knocking him farther towards the edge, he could now see the tips of the forest below them, making him excited about getting to take down an enemy like this...but he had to do it quickly.

He frantically formed more handseals and blasted yet another bolt of lightning, but this time, he shot it towards the ground, blowing it to bits and sending both brawlers flying off the side...

*During mid flight, G&W recalls his battle with Heath. How Heath had shattered the cliff with his weapon, then immediately went for the kill. Only to have Sketchy at his side to save him. Realizing that, his rage grew. His outline bgan to disappear as he let his dark intentions take over. But then, after what he had seen with Sketchy, his rage subsided.*
Bald G&W:*Be-beep... tick-ti-beep* (C'mon, lemme take over.)
G&W:*Beep! Ti-ti-be-beep!* (No! I can take him!)
Bald:*Beep. Be-be-ti-beep.* (Yeah, you REALLY showed Heath.)
G&W:*Tick-tick-bee-beep* (Shut up and watch!)
Bald:*Beep... tick-ti-ti-ti-be-beep-tick* (Alright... but I shall take over when your will is weak.)
*He takes a deep breath and focuses. A Flatzone chiptune fills the air for five seconds. Confusing Kakuzu. He flips many pieces of food and throws it at him. Spinning the pan as it 'poofs' into a key. The creature from Manhole appears and launches G&W towards Kakuzu.*