The Parody Section.

This section is for jokes that don't exactally tie to the storyline.For this, you can make up whatever you want, but it MUST involve a character in the story. Whatever happens in your parody will not effect the original storyline. Here's an example:

Sorrow:"Finally, humonculi will rule the city!"
Edward Elric:"I can't allow that Sorrow!"
Sorrow:"What the- When did you-"
Ichigo:"He's right, I'm putting an end to you."
Sorrow:"WHAT!? WHO ARE YOU!?"
Bobobo:"Exactally, where gonna stop ya! Right guys?"
Donpatch & Jelly-Jiggler:"YEAH!!!"
Sorrow:"THIS IS MAKING LESS AND LESS SENSE!!!"

Okay. Nothing I put could top that....

Oh come on! You made the banner, you can obviously make a good joke here. I'm sure of it!

Alright, hmmm.......

lol, how bout this:
*solar charges solar energy*
Solar:"KAMEHAMEHA!"

Hmm:
Sain: So...is that it, HALFBREED?!
Sean: !
*Transformation into HB Rage*
Sean: WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Sain: What the hell?!
Sean: ZA WURADO!
*everything turns negative*
Sain:*thinking* where did he go?
*Shadow of something appears above him*
Sain: Ahh...crap...
*flattened by steamroller*

XD Both of yours are good!
Again, Kamikazie, random, but that's kinda the point of this.

Ino1:"GYAUUGH!!! DAMN YOU!!!"
Later...
Ino2:"GYEH! DAMNIT, NOT AGAIN!!!
Later...
Ino3:"AUGH! WHY!?"
Later...
Ino4:"Gyeh, damn... is there more?"
Later...
Ino5:"Ah- hmm, go figure..."
Later...
Ino6:"Kyuh, okay, this is getting a little annoying..."
Later...
Ino7:"Okay, you can stop now, really"
Later...
Ino8:"Quit it damn you!"
Later...
Ino9:"This is very annoying now. Stop this, or I'll kill you damnit!"
Later...
Ino10:"OKAY THAT'S IT!!!" *kills creator*

thedespised2166 wrote:XD Both of yours are good!
Again, Kamikazie, random, but that's kinda the point of this.

Ino1:"GYAUUGH!!! DAMN YOU!!!"
Later...
Ino2:"GYEH! DAMNIT, NOT AGAIN!!!
Later...
Ino3:"AUGH! WHY!?"
Later...
Ino4:"Gyeh, damn... is there more?"
Later...
Ino5:"Ah- hmm, go figure..."
Later...
Ino6:"Kyuh, okay, this is getting a little annoying..."
Later...
Ino7:"Okay, you can stop now, really"
Later...
Ino8:"Quit it damn you!"
Later...
Ino9:"This is very annoying now. Stop this, or I'll kill you damnit!"
Later...
Ino10:"OKAY THAT'S IT!!!" *kills creator*

K-A-M-I-K-A-Z-E. Got it memorized?

Fullmetal_Alchemist wrote:lol, how bout this:
*solar charges solar energy*
Solar:"KAMEHAMEHA!"

Solar is a sayian now xD

Oh good, now it'll be MUUUUCH easier beating Lunar now.

thedespised2166 wrote:Oh good, now it'll be MUUUUCH easier beating Lunar now.

Nah not really :c

(Boy, CountHex has been gone for quite a while...)
Soverign:"..."
Sain:"Hey Soverign, how's it going?"
Soverign:"..."
Sain:"~Heloooo~. Anyone there?"
Soverign:"..."
Fly lands on her eye. She doesn't blink.
Sain:"Fine then..."

(For the of this one, Axel is called D.Sean again)
Sean: So, you've falled me again D.Sean?
D.Sean: Yeah, yeah. Whats the punishment this time? Wipe all the windows? Vacuum the floors? OH! *sarcasticly* Maybe I lose an arm this time!
*D.Sean gets pinned down with energy*
Sean: No, you've failed too many times. I'm going to personally give you the maximum punishment.
*whispers in D.Sean's ear*
D.Sean: ....w...what?!
Sean: Oh, you don't understand? Axel, spell it out for him.
Axel: You idiot, the maximum punishment. M-A-N-S-E-X. Got it memorized?
Sean: I'm going to enjoy this.
D.Sean: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I hope you all didn't imagine this or the image will get stuck.)

Later that evening
*Axel and Sean are walking down a hallway*
Axel: *angry* <_<
Sean: >_>
Axel: You goddamn motherf**king gay son-of-a-b***h.
*Sean kisses him on the cheek*
Axel: 0_0 XO AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!*faints*
Sean: Heh...
*continues walking*

Based on what I've seen above... *shivers*

XD hehehehehehehehehaahahaaa!

Later that evening
*Axel and Sean are walking down a hallway*
Axel:*angry* <_<
Sean: >_>
Axel: You goddamn motherf**king gay son-of-a-b***h.
Sean: Coming from someone as short as you.
Edward:WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!?
Sean: What the-
*Sean gets sent through a wall by a flying kick*
Axel: Heh...
*continues walking*

(lol kamikaze, That one neva gets old)
*Xion spots a rat run by, staring at his lunch. The rat jumps up and kicks his sandwich away, and grabs it and runs off. Xion trips the rat, grabs the sandwich, and sits back down. The rat walks up to xion, arms folded, and smacks him three times, grabs his sandwich, and continues walking. Xion lifts up the rat, gets the sandwich, and sprays the rat with water*
Xion:"c'mon, you lil' vermen!"
*the rat pokes Xions eyes and runs away with the sandwich*
*Xion steps on the mouse, grabs the sandwich, and raises it up in glory, then a bird flies down, grabs the sandwich and flies away....*

Ino:"BANKAI!!!"
*Turns into Ino Ver.2*

Fullmetal_Alchemist wrote:(lol kamikaze, That one neva gets old)
*Xion spots a rat run by, staring at his lunch. The rat jumps up and kicks his sandwich away, and grabs it and runs off. Xion trips the rat, grabs the sandwich, and sits back down. The rat walks up to xion, arms folded, and smacks him three times, grabs his sandwich, and continues walking. Xion lifts up the rat, gets the sandwich, and sprays the rat with water*
Xion:"c'mon, you lil' vermen!"
*the rat pokes Xions eyes and runs away with the sandwich*
*Xion steps on the mouse, grabs the sandwich, and raises it up in glory, then a bird flies down, grabs the sandwich and flies away....*

Hehehe...

Sean:"Chaos... Swiss-Roll!"
*a swiss-roll appears in his hand*
Sean:"Ommm-nom-nom-nom! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Deeelicious!"
( Sonic Shorts reference)

thedespised2166 wrote:Sean:"Chaos... Swiss-Roll!"
*a swiss-roll appears in his hand*
Sean:"Ommm-nom-nom-nom! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Deeelicious!"
( Sonic Shorts reference)

DAMNIT! I got here too late. I.....was not...quick enough.

Anybody else wanna take a crack at the hallway scene?

Axel:Damn you, sean. My body now needs time to re-coop, I wish there was an easier way...
ALEX LUIS ARMSTRONG: YOUR BODY IS DAMAGED! IT NEEDS TO VIEW A PERFECTLY STRONG AND SEXY BODY LIKE THIS ONE PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!
*Alex ripped his shirt off and flexes, shoving his muscles in Axels face*
Sean:AHAHAHAH xD

(Ya know, I just can't ignore it any longer, FullMetal)
*Sean looks at Xion and Amber*
Sean: Man, short people are around me for some reason.
Edward: Are you talking again?
*Sean ponders about what to say and it hits him. He starts smiling*
*Ed kicks Sean in the shin*
Sean: Ahh! Cheap shot!
Edward: Got anything else to say to my face?
Sean:*smiling* Well yeah, now that we can see eye to eye.
*Ed throws a punch but Sean dogdes*
Sean: Man, I thought little people would do well in close-quarter-combat.
Edward: F**K YOU!
*Transmutes a spear and lunges at Sean but stops*
Edward: Any words of goodbye?
Sean: Oh, you stopped? Oh I get it, you came up alittle short.
Edward: STOP CALLING ME SHORT!!!
*Sean uses Chaos Control to move quickly out of the way but Ed waited and when Sean moved behind him, he kicked Sean out of a window*
Edward: Phew...finally.
Sean:*while falling* Even from this height, I can still see miles over your head!
Edward: GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Try reading this and listen to pint sized alchemist)