The Parody Section.

(OOC:Ahaaa! There you are!)
"Shoulda made that left turn to Albekurke."

Me: *turns to Despised, then face becomes that of Bugs Bunny's*

(Feel free to make an introduction in the "If ya wanna talk here, then talk here" thread in the "rules/news" section. I'd also like to test out your RP-fighting skills, so we can duke it out in the collusseum.)

(I just hope my chars make the cut here...well. Thanks for the welcome. :U)

Sean: It was.....when...I....killed Sorrow. He made me president before that big fight. He was my best friend.
*Sean looks sad for a few seconds, then he's fine*
Sean: Now, as for my powers-
Axel: Knock it off.
Sean: Axel?
Axel: You bearly know the guy. Why go telling him your powers?
Sean: Because, he's a pro. You can tell from his face.
S: *Trollface*
Axel:

*Is now imagining S with a troll face |D*

S: Hmm...I guess it wouldn't hurt to practice while I'm he-*hears some guards outside his room*

Xana Guard 1: Sheesh, this scar freaking HURTS! *rubs it*

Xana Guard 2: Well MAYBE if you didn't push yourself too far-*lectures further*

S: *spies from the edge of his door, grinning as a red glint shined under his fedora* (Jackpot....) *goes astral and hovers into the floor*

Xana Guard 1: Okay okay! I get it! Now could you help me patch this thing?? It's about to itch!!

Xana Guard 2: Alright. It's a good thing I brought this medical tape along in the last fight *pulls out a strand and goes to bandage the wound*

Xana Guard 1: Finally...some relie-huh?? Who's that?? *notices someone across the hall*

Xana Guard 2: *watches in fright* What the hell??

*A dislocated body lays on the ground in the distance, then quickly reaches the two as loud snapping noises were heard. The body looks at the two with frightening eyes*

P.C.: I am Painis Cupcake!

Xana Guards: O___o....

P.C.: I will eat you! ...


*Screams were heard from the corner of a wall down the hall, a shadow stands red eyes in a 'wtf' manner, fading behind the wall*

S: Aaaaaand I'm going back in...

*After the incident with the cabinet*
Xana Soldier:"The cabinet in the Med. Room's cursed!"
*He runs into the room where Slyce, Sean, S and the others stand*
Xana Soldier:"CURSED! CUUUUUURSED! CURSED-CURSED!"
*His face comes in front of the 'camera' and moves around the frame as he yells "CURSED!", then runs out of the room.*

Through the window, a man jumps through the glass, his trench-coat acting like a blanket covering his body as he curls himself into a ball upon decent. The shards of glass break in mid-air as the man is showered with bullets-none hitting him, for he's falling at an alarmingly fast rate. Seemingly at random, a soldier pulls out a walkie-talkie and nods, motioning to his men to seize-fire. Cyrus uncurled himself, letting the trench-coat fill with air to act as a parachute as he fluttered down to the soft glass. After dusting off his fedora, he looked up, smiling. It seems he wasn't the only one with the idea of leaping out to meet his target.

"How've ya been?"

Cyrus said casually as the hedgehog man slammed down to the ground next to him, although he seemed to be unfazed. He stuck his hand into the side of the coat, and pulled out the destroyed briefcase, undoing the clamps on the top, and folding it down. He first pulled out a sandwich. How funny. Then, he pulled out a red energy drink and took a drink.

Soon, Captain Falcon appeared out of nowhere and landed a flying knee of justice that sent Cyrus soaring into the distance.

Sean: Huh.
Axel: Really is like a flying knee to the face...

Me: So, now I have four characters I'm contro-
Axel: Can't you take a break from that f**king camera and help us pack?
Denidile: OH! Please be careful!
Axel: Yeayeayeah! I got it!
Me: And it f**kin' sucks.
Amber: Your the one who kept adding people.
Sean: Plus, we never really died. Well, I did.
Sorrow: Four? You forget someone?
Me: I'm just not sure your really with me-WOAH! That prop is expensive! Careful with that!
Axel/Amber: Then HELP!
Me: As I was leading to say, as you can see, Eternal Bastion is done. Now, we have to move everything over to the new set. *Sigh* I just hope that this movie wont take-
Axel: Jesus Christ. Turn this-

[RECORDING #1

Me: OK...now that things have-
Amber: Where the bloody hell is everybody else?!
Sean: Dounuts. I'm thinkin' dounuts.
Me: Settled down and-
Sorrow: I think Fullmetal said something about a portal.
Denidile: Portal Beach?
Axel: Portal Breach. Jesus f**kin' Christ! Don't any of you GO to the meetings we have?
Me: Wait. What?
Sean: We have meetings?
Me: I know we have them, but-
Axel: You don't go often, right?
*sigh* Be thankful I do. He said we're puttin' E.B. on hold until the P.B. project is done.
Denidile: That still does not explain why we're here doing the work ourselves.
Axel: He said last one out cleans.
Sean/Amber/Me/Sorrow/Denidile: FFFF****k...
Sean: You gotta get more Admin power.
Me: For what? *Forms two Katanas* I have Ban-tanas.
Amber: But, he's got Excaliban.
Sorrow: Plus, he's been an Admin to other places.
Me: And he got more RP XP than me. I get it. Just let me think...