The Parody Section.

Sean: O_O I-di-da-wai-what?
Me: Hahaha! I love misleading stuff like that. Like my Deviant Art name. I will make people think I am a girl.

...And what might that be?

Slyce:"So basically, I'm a re-colored you. Correct?"
Sean:"Yep."
Slyce:"Nyrrr, for the love of god... Hey! Yeah you!"
Me:"What?"
Slyce:"Are you REALLY running out of ideas? Seriously!"
Me:"Uhh... no. It's ju-"
Slyce:"Then why am I a look-alike to this... hedgehog... racoon... thing?"
Me:"Just call it a hedgeco-"
Slyce:"I KNOW!"
Edward:" ... SPARTA!!!"
*Kicks both Sean & Slyce in the back of the head.*
Sean:"Rrrrgh, not you again...

Blame this one on Shinto for adding Chuck Norris...

If you have five dollars and Ino has five dollars, Ino has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Ino's computer. Ino is always in control.

Apple pays Ino 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Ino can sneeze with his eyes open.

Ino can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Ino is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Ino destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Ino can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ino.

Ino doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Ino has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ino.

Ino does not sleep. He waits. (This one is true!)

Ino is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Ino counted to infinity... twice.

Ino is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Ino's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Ino can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Ino doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Ino does not get frostbite. Ino bites frost.

*Xion's knife is stolen by a theif in blank sight.*

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How could he NOT see that?

Sean:
Slyce:
*hugs*
Sean: Soo cuute!
*Axel walks by*
Axel: <_<?
Sean: hmm? Oh, Axel!
Axel: What?
Sean: Look!
Axel: ....He looks...just like you.
Sean: Plus, he's fluffy!
Axel: Hmph.
Sean: You watch him. I've gotta go check something.
*Sean walks off*
Axel: <_< ...
Slyce: ....
Axel: .....
Slyce: .....
Axel: .....
Slyce: *starts gettin' scared*
Axel: ....
Slyce: *starts shaking*
*Axel walks over too Slyce*
*hugs*
Axel: ^///^ So fluffy...
Slyce:
>.<
>_0
>_>
^///^

ROFLMAO!!! XD
(In case you don't know, it's 'Roll On Floor Laughing My A** Off'.)
You caught me in a good mood. Since I'm looking at failblog's gallary. XD

I seem to make the funniest jokes around here...
I guess not much can make me laugh....anyone care to prove me wrong?

An overpowered character's style of fighing made into reality.
vHigher-Ups
<-- You
^Uneeded person

Conclusion: The higher-ups, either way, are overpowered. I put this in the parody section because of the .gif.

Yes, you can fit Ino and Sketchy into the same category, but that's because I'M only doing what YOU'RE doing, FullMetal.

Me: Now, where is Sean? I need him for the next scene.....Hm?
*Slyce shows up*
Slyce: Hi!
Me: Aww...he's so fluffy!
*picks him up and holds him like a cat(like holding a baby)*
Me: I'm gonna take you home with me!
Slyce: Ok.
*I fall into a shadow and Axel catches him*
Axel: Riiiight. Come along, fluffy.
*They walk off and see this cake in the middle of nowhere*
Axel: This cake....seems very....fami-
*Axel gets his head smashed in the cake by Sean*
Sean: Yay! *hugs*^////^
I was wondering where you were! Since you were born recently, your fur will be fluffy for a while! Fllluff...fllluff...fllluuuff...FFLLLLUUUUFFF!!
*Axel starts to get up but Sean Chaos Control's to his office*
Axel: *sigh* Wait...is that a-
*BOOOOM*

thedespised: I FINALLY have you where I want you!
Kamikaze: Fine...you've bested my jokes...what is it that you want me to make?
thedespised: Hhmm....a DNA altering machine!
Kamikaze: ......No.
after a breif struggle....
Kamikaze: Fine! Fine! Just don't bend my tail anymore...
5 minutes later...
Kamikaze: There. Now-wha!
*thedespised pushes me into the machine*
Kamikaze: Now what?!
*he flips the switch*
Kamikaze: Wh-what're you turning me in to?
thedespised: ....
Kamikaze: Why are you going this?
thedespised: FOR SCIENCE!!
*The machine starts transforming me into....into....oh no...*
thedespised: SUCSESS!
???: Was that it? I barely felt a thing.....aww, that ain't good.
thedespised: People, I give you....Kamikazette!!
Kamikazette: ...F**k...you despised.

LOL!!!!!!!

Hilarious! I've got a little comic in the making, I'll post it when I have it finished...

Fullmetal: ... -_-
Despised: ... -_-
Sean: ....hmm...*waves a hand in their faces*
D-Sketchy: ...I think they're dead.
Sketchy: Yeah...
Amber: No they're not.
Sean: Give them time.
Axel: I say give up on both of them. They're dead.
Kamikazette: I think so, too.
All:
Kamikazette: ~What?

Kamikazette:"Well since you're both... dead... I'm leaving."
Despised:"Hmm? Huh? HEY! You get back here!"
*Grabs him in a one-arm choke-hold.*
Despised:"You're coming with us..."
*FullMetal multiplies and turns into a spirit*
FullMetal:"...Join usssss.... join the deeeead..."
Kamikazette: 8C

*Kamikaze walks in*
Kamikaze: Hey guys, what's goin' on?
All:
Kamikaze: What?
Kamikazette: ?!
Despised: But how?!

[!!!TIME PARADOX!!!]
OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD!
*All time explodes... the universe explodes*

Kamikazette: Please.
Axel: I thought we were dead.
Kamikaze: *sigh* Rule 63 of the internet Mah Boi.
Axel: Oh.*looks at Glitch* Uh...WTF is that thing?
Kamikaze: Great. Missingno. is here.
Denidile: Oh...it is a good thing I saved. ^_^
Kamikazette: 8[___]
Kamikaze: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Axel: YOU DID WHAT!?!
*Reality brokeded*

Cyrus: Did you think that spark hurt me, boy?
Slyce: Damn it....father....I failed you...
Sean: Hang on. Don't tell me your givin' up now? Use your last attack!
Slyce: R-right!
Cyrus: Talking to yourself? Whatever you do, you'll lose.
Slyce: Kaaa-meee-haaa-meeeee....HAAAAAAA!!!
Sean: NOW!!
Cyrus: This power...! I-I-I can't....
*Cyrus dissappears*
Slyce: *pant pant pant* Dad....thanks...
Sean: Hey, I always wanted to do alittle Father-Son Kamehameha! ^_^

Amber: Alright, lets see the results.
Sean: Wait...that can't be right.
Slyce: Is something wrong?
Sean: Slyce, your not gonna belive this.
Slyce: What is it?
Sean: What have you learned from Amber about your father?
Slyce:
Sean: ...Well?
Slyce: He...he told me enough....he told me you killed him.
Sean: No, Slyce.
*Sean puts on Vadar's helmet*
Sean: I...am your father.
Slyce:
Sean: ....
Slyce: No.....that's not true....THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Sean: Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true-
*I punch Sean to the floor*
Me: ENOUGH! I was trying to resist doing this, but you all had to do this overused line!
Slyce: Uhh...you got here too late. The scene is over.
Me: I did?....GAWD...DAMNIT!!
Sean: Hehehe...sorry. I saw the script on your desk and I thought we were doing it today. ^_^U
Me: You know what? F**K this s***! I can't work with people like this-get that camera outta my face!
*Blocks camera*

Kamikaze: ....Entry log 17.
Its been lonely here without FullMetal. This bustling site has turned into a wasteland. Days after he left, Despised left as well. But he didn't leave for good. He comes back every now and then with food that'll last me, Amber, and Sean. Axel dissappered yesterday and Sean's not lookin' to happy about it.

Its cold here. Always dark. Walking around the site, I see the remains of the site and piles of snow. I hope someone shows up soon.

(Its what I imagine when someone's gone too long)

*FullMetal, Despised, and Me walk into a room with all the main and most mentioned characters*
Me: Alright everyone. Settle down.
Axel: Where the hell is my paycheck?
Despised: Sit down. We've go somethin' important to say.
Fullmetal: It concerns everyone.
Sorrow: This should be good.
Ino: Do we finally have a years supply of Hauls?
King Thinos: Seriously, the yelling that we had to do was too much.
Crawler: You think your voices are killing you, try our lines!
Despised: No, but lets make a note of that.
Ino: F**k...you.
Fullmetal: Now, you all have been very helpful with all the acting you've done and contributions you've made.
Sean: -__- Don't forget the long hours....
XS: Low pays on various days...
XSci: Low pay this month.
Ino: On set accidents....
Amber: Budget cuts....
Sorrow: The many people you guys had to fire....
Axel: The spam, the hate mail, the threats....
Denidile: -_- The Sonic fans, FMA fans, KH fans, and any other fans trying to stop production of this....
Flair/Ember: Because they claim everything you think of is unoriginal, cheap, failtastic crap.
Me: Wha-what the hell! I thought that's what the people wanted?
Axel: Look, beside all of that, what do you want to tell us?
Fullmetal: This arc is almost over. Eternal Bastion will be over! ^_^
*Everybody cheers wildly*
Fullmetal: Next will be the second arc!
*Silence*
Despised/Me: What?
Samson: What the HELL do you mean "another arc"?
Ino: We just went through a year with this movie! Why start a sequel?
Me: At least we rehired some of the writers-*Brick HEADSHOT*
Crawler: F**k the writers.
*Despised and Fullmetal whisper to each other as I get up*
Me: Well....what can we do to have you do the sequel?
Flair/Ember: Better wages.
XS/XSci: More breaks!
Axel: A better insurence policy.
Sean: Better pay.
Sean's Family: Definitly.
Denidile: Better or more food.
Despised: We can do that.
Fullmetal: Anything else?
Jarado: No goddamn overtime.
Fullmetal: Done. Plus, the Huals.
Axel: One more thing. Thinos! Get his limbs!
Dave(XS), his clothes!
*Slyce, Fullmetal, and Despised hold up sissors*
Me:
Slyce: Sorry Kamikaze. They wanted to. Glad its not my fur.
Me:

(BUILDING OFF OF KAMIKAZE)

*Bringing in the ppls onto the new sequal set*
FM: Awright, lets give out the scripts...
*Hands everyone their scripts, except for certain characters.*
Sorrow: Wtf, why don't I get a script?
FM: You died. Now.
Sorrow: I wha-*Gets sucked into the floor*
Everyone else:
FM: Now, back to buisness The new arc will consist of every character currently alive.
everyone else:*Cheers up*
FM: And me and my many wigs shall be playing each one!
Everyone:
FM: This means your all fired. ta ta!
Everyone:*Swarms Fullmetal**Gets blasted off by wave of energy*
FM: RAWR!!!!!

And then production began

(OOC: MAJOR writers block in all situations. All but exams... >.>)
Before the production still...
Me:"Here. These are your scripts for your parts."
J3:"Aww! I only get a small bit!?"
Me:"Well... I couldn't really find a good place for you to fit in, I'm sorry, but it has to stay."
Abili:"Why do I have to get in this suit? It itches and it's too tight on the shoulders."
Me:"Well that's how you look, that's why."
Sketchy:"Er... I have plenty."
Me:"Hmm?"
Sketchy:"Why do I play 2 parts at the same time? And what's with the cheesy look with these costumes for later? And why, for pete's sake, am I the 'Weilder of Energy' that's in this script?"
Me:"Well you play two parts because of D-Sketchy."
Sketchy:"That's a cheesy name..."
Me:"Don't say that about him. He's the reason on why he doesn't get to play his part."
Sketchy:*Scratching his head*"Yeah, he takes things too seriously and too far..."
Me:"Anyways, those costumes are what you'll look like when you change abilities as your character and such."
Sketchy:"But that doesn't make any sense, why don't I just-"
Me:"It's to keep originality to the theme of the ability."
Sketchy:*Now scrolling through script*"Mm, whatever. Now whatabout that Weilder of E- Oh! I see now, I see. Nevermind."
Sain:"I like mine the way it is."
Ino:"Why is my character sadistic and murderous? Seems to be completely not me. I'm a gentlemen."
Me:"Because with a slight adjustment to your look, you'd fit the part perfectly."
Ino:"No. I quit."
*Before he could leave the door, guards burst through and stop him. Grabbing him by the arms and dragging him to his room.*
Me:"*Sigh*... he'll never learn... Ay! *Points to CGI artist* Get to work on the bug... glitch... thing. I gotta know how it'll look like in the production!"

Soon after Fullmetal's incident...
*The doors burst open and fade away as well as the wall holding it. D-Sketchy steps in and stands 5 feet from him.*
D-Sketchy:"The b*stard that smothered my name in heroes will suffer eternal death,"
*Fullmetal feels a hand upon the back of his head. He glances back to see D-Sketchy behind him, then back to see the other fading away.*
D-Sketchy(fading):"Just as you will for playing my part in the cast..."
*He feels Fullmetal burst with more energy once more, but he doesn't budge an inch. Instead, the energy that had emitted from Fullmetal as well as the energy within him is sucked into D-Sketchy's palm, converted into his own power, and bursts within Fullmetal's head. Causing it to explode and dissipate from where it once stood. As he slides his hand down the corpse's neck, all that was in it's path faded away as he reached for the heart. He grabbed ahold of it, and crushed it with his own power. Causing a blast of an energy-like substance to sweep through the building.*
Me&Sketchy:*After hearing the boom and feeling the substance.*"...Oh sh*t..."

(That's why he's been utterly nerfed in the rp. He's immune to all abilities, is stronger than ??? and Glitch (and they're f*ckin' strong), and can see into the future. (Being that he's better than the Bald-G&W I stated in that one battle.) That's not even the half of it either.

Unlike Sketchy, whom is weaker, slower, and is heroic. lol, even though he manages to beat D for one reason in CL.)

*Fullmetal regenerates faster then the speed of a baby on ecstasy, grabs D-Sketchy, and mauls him into potato skins with his goddly admin powers with the legendary Ban-hammer and Excaliban*
Kamikaze: Wow, how many times did you hit him?
FM: since i know the answer is going to be related to fan-based internet meme, I'm just gonna say 9001 times.
Kamikaze: -Sadfaec-

*On the other side of the room*
Me: Alright, your scripts.
Axel: How's the chill?
Me: Shut it.
Sean: Hey, can't you change how my character acts? He seems like a huge pansy.
Me: And make him overpowered like those guys? Hell no. I like evry character I make have a weakness that can be exploited. Oh yeah...
*Gives Sorrow his script*
Me: Even though your character is dead, I still have use for him.
Sorrow: Great. I'll look at it as soon as I can get my arms out.

(OOC: Hi, I'm new here. I've been conflicted as to whether or not to join. XD)

Me: *walks in*...Errr....*looks around, then scratches head* !!! *pulls out map* I SEEM to be in the right place...but where am I currently residing??