The Parody Section.

(OOC: this is what is going to happen if no one continues the RP after they went through the portal...)

Yejuri: So i can be in this RP i must kill you SOLAR!
*Yejuri air assassinates Solar*
Yejuri: finally i can be in this frigging RP!

Sean: Great to have ya back, Sowow!
Sorrow:*Scratches Sean's head* Its great to be alive again. Ah, I see your still wearing the collar.
Sean:*Giggles* Of course!
Sorrow: Now I can lead X.A.N.A. again.
Sean: But Sowow, I thought I was in charge...
Sorrow: Oh. Well, can I be in charge again?*Scratches Sean's belly*
Sean: ....OK!
Sorrow: Good boy!*transmutes a rubber ball* Now, fetch!*throws it down a hallway*
Sean: Ruff! ^_^
Sorrow: Hahahaaa! I good to be in charge.

lol, the way he said sowow made it mcuh funnier xD

Axel: Duche.
Xion: Idiot.
Axel: Runt.
Xion: Useless clone.
Axel: Footstool.
Xion: ......Puppy, come here!
Axel: Puppy....?
*Sean comes in*
Sean: Ruff! ^_^
Axel: .......hmhmhmhmhehehahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!*still laughing* I knew that collar wasn't for decoration!
Xion: ....Sic'em boy!
Sean: GGRRRRR!!
Axel: ....ah, crap. -_-u
*Sean chases after Axel*
Axel: Come to your senses man! Why are you even acting like tha-*CHOMP!* AAH! That was my favorite pair of pants you a*****e!

Any-body-else-wan-na-take-a-crack-at-the-new-Sean-joke?

Sean:woof
Sorrow:not now i'm busy....
Sean:WOOF
sorrow:NOT NOW I'M BUSY...
*sean raises his leg*
Sorrow:FINE I'LL WALK YA!

Fullmetal_Alchemist wrote:Sean:woof
Sorrow:not now i'm busy....
Sean:WOOF
sorrow:NOT NOW I'M BUSY...
*sean raises his leg*
Sorrow:FINE I'LL WALK YA!

Hehehehehehehe

Later that evening
Axel:*angry* <_<
Sean: >_>
Axel: You gay jack-ass...
Sean: OH! Now you're calling me a f***ing donkey?
Axel: No! Why did you have to cross the line by doing that!?
Sean: What line!? There was no line!
Axel: Dumbass! You're not grasping the situation!
Sean: I CAN EASILY GRASP YOU RIGHT NOW! SEE!?
*grabs Axels arm*
Axel: Get da f*** OFF ME!!!
*Accidentally tears Sean's arm off*
Sean: ...You... you...just tore my arm off!
Axel: Oh god! Oh god I'm sorry! I'm so sorry dude!
Sean: Why did you just... just...
Axel: ...Let's give him a hand!
*laughter**applaude*

lol, you got that from mr.literal on newgrounds, correct?

Yes... Yes I did.

thedespised2166 wrote:Later that evening
Axel:*angry* <_<
Sean: >_>
Axel: You gay jack-ass...
Sean: OH! Now you're calling me a f***ing donkey?
Axel: No! Why did you have to cross the line by doing that!?
Sean: What line!? There was no line!
Axel: Dumbass! You're not grasping the situation!
Sean: I CAN EASILY GRASP YOU RIGHT NOW! SEE!?
*grabs Axels arm*
Axel: Get da f*** OFF ME!!!
*Accidentally tears Sean's arm off*
Sean: ...You... you...just tore my arm off!
Axel: Oh god! Oh god I'm sorry! I'm so sorry dude!
Sean: Why did you just... just...
Axel: ...Let's give him a hand!
*laughter**applaude*

AAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Awesome.

*X.A.N.A troopers begin to drive vans full of troops out to the other side of the bridge, where they are on the other side of the light, they don't see Shinto or Yejuri because of the cloaking*
X.A.N.A Trooper:"FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!"
X.A.N.A Trooper2:"That's what she said."

If any of you have heard "Jingle Bells", please, sing along!

One December morning, Sean tries out his new weapon...
X.Sc: Dr. Kitty, its ready.
Sean: Nice. Ya know, I feel the christmas cheer. I gonna sing "Crawler Bombs".
X.Sc: Crawler Bombs?
Sean: Its like "Jingle Bells", only with Crawlers and these bombs. Ahem...

Dashing through the streets,
I see them under me,
I've got a few Crawler Bombs,
To kill all in New York City.

They've all had a good life,
They've all had their fun,
But since these bombs are armed and ready,
THE ONSLAUGHT HAS BEGUN!

Ooh, Crawler Bombs! Crawler Bombs!
I know we've built you well,
cause when these bombs hit Crawler a.s.s.,
They're GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Crawler Bombs! Crawler Bombs!
Sorrow would be proud,
So next time when your making these,
Don't make them so damn loud!

On the roof with a gatlin bomb gun,
I'll bomb them all with glee,
I-(Sir, you missed one!)
BLAM!!Not really.

Its taken so much time,
And effort as well,
To stuff twenty-five Crawler bombs,
In a 6 inch gatlin gun shell!

Well, Crawler Bombs! Crawler Bombs!
Still shooting up with glee,
(But Dr. Kitty, what about So-),
Don't F**KING pester me!

Crawler Bombs! Crawler Bombs!
Last shot! Phew, thats it!
(How much did that Crawler gun COST?!)
Is that Sorrow, oh SH**!!

Hehehe...made the lyrics mahself!

this line:
Crawler Bombs! Crawler Bombs!
Sorrow would be proud,
So next time when your making these,
Don't make them so damn loud!

and the last one are in my opinion, the best xD

When Xmas comes around, hopefully someone animates this and The 12 days of Christmas I might do.

HaHA! Nice!
OMFG, I just had this idea:

Sorrow:"
Hi, I'm Sorrow, president of X.A.N.A. And I'd like to introduce to the market, Sorr-Os!
This cereal is packed full of delicious and nutricious fibers and vitamins to help your kids grow big and strong. Each grain of cereal is shaped like us humonculi. Even Father! It also has Philosipher-Stone Marshmallows.
And here's a big deal. If you find the secret Ulti-Stone plastic novelty toy in your cereal box, you win:
FMA & FMA:B Action Figures and Comics
Every season of FMA & FMA:B
Plus an extra $10,000 and a chance to meet ME, yes me, in person!
So go to your local K-Mart, Wal-Mart, or any other store near you, and grab your self a box of Sorr-Os today!"

Music:"~Sorr-Os, Sorr-Os, the name is Sorr-Os!~"
Sorrow:"Get it today!"

Sorrow is walking down a hallway eating Sorr-Os.
*splat*
Sorrow:"What- AUGH! Goddammit! SEAAAAN!!!"

Sorrrow: *scratching Sean's belly* Puppy, cute puppy!
Sean: Ruff!! ^_^
Sorrow: Hahaha...*Scratches Sean's head* Haahahahaha-0_0!
Sean: ^_0?
Sorrow: FFF********K!!!
Sean: YIPE!!*runs off*

*Axel, watching from the hallway outside Sorrow's office, pulls a quill off his head*
Axel: Someone forget something about hedgehogs?
Sorrow: TT_TT

Sorrow, walkin' down da streeeetz:*whisling*
*sean walking next to him, looks at Sorrow*
Sorrow:what?
Sean:^_o Amaterasu.
*sorrow bursts into black flames*
*sean puts a foot on sorrow's burning chest*
Sean:now, about there being no more biskets...

!!!MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
*que theme*
"Sain vs. Ino... Round 1... FIGHT!"
*fight...*
"Ino wins... Fatality..."

Shadow: Finally, I have all seven Chaos Emeralds. Now-
Sorrow: Those rocks are useless compared too my stone.
Shadow: Who are you?
*Holds up Philo. stone*
Sorrow: Sorrow.
Shadow: What are you-
Sorrow: It all starts with this. A stone containing the ultimate power.
Sean: *sigh*

OOC: Each time he said "ultimate", the need to post this got stronger.

thedespised2166 wrote:QUICK! HIDE! We don't wanna get Kamikaze involed do we? XD rofl

Sean: ......This whole thing annoys me! KAMIKAZE!!!KAAAAAAAMMIIIIIKAAAAAAAZZZEEEEE!!!!*Post exploded*
OOC: I had too. I never want post to disappear but, that got out of hand. Please, never again. You two understand, right?

Sean glares at us.
Me:"*shaking* Alright Alright! We're sorry! Never again, Master Kamikaze!"
FullMetal:"Hmph, I don't need to listen to you,I'm the creator of thi-"
Sean gives FullMetal a darker glare.
FullMetal:"...*sweats*...*begins shaking* ALRIGHT! I'm sorry okay!?"

uh, yea, we went a little too over board...(or I did at least...)
But meh, since this is a parody section:
Sorrow:PHILOSIFER'S STONE, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

There...
<_<
>_>
......

Axel: $10 for "It works".
Xion: $15 for no way in hell.
Axel: Heh....ALRIGHT SEAN, LETS START THIS!!
*Sean takes off*
Axel: Wait...for it....wait for it.........
Xion: Its not gonna-
Axel: NOW!
*Xion trips Sean and sends him spinballing into a building*
Sean: ?☆_☆¿ *Whine*
Xion: O_O Whoa!
Axel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!.....pay up.
Xion: Hmph.
*Sorrow comes out of nowhere*
Sorrow: Puppy?! What happened to-YOU TWO!
Axel Xion: Ah, crap.