The Parody Section.

kamikaze, that one was ****ing hillarious xD

An energy ball flies out of the rubble. Xion absorbs it.
He lifts up a sword.
Xion:"I have the POWAAAAH!!!"
Music-~He-Man~

Ooh, ooh, here's 3 more:
1. Sean:"Chaos-Control!
*runs into a wall*

2. The light clears. It's 光
光:"Damn, I knew I shouldn't of used these cheap light-bulbs."

3. Ino vs. the Clown
Ino chops off the Clown's head. The clown gets up and kills him.
The moral of this is: "You cannot kill clown. Clown kills you!"

Sorrow: Sain, I've hired you to take care of someone in the lobby.
Sain: Tsk. Easy money.
Sorrow: Like hell I would give you money. But I do have...this.
Sain:*GASP* Strawberry shortcake flavored Pop-Tarts...
*Sorrow transmutes a hole down to the lobby and tosses them in there*
Sorrow: .....
Sain: ...MINE!!!*Jumps down*
Sorrow: Good boy.
In the lobby...
Sain: Alright, where did they fall-
?: Looking for these?
Sain: O_O No...not you. It can be! I defeated you!
*? starts running toward Sain*
Sain: OH NO!
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEEAAHHH!!

Even though he likes Cinnimon flavored pop-tarts, TOO F&%$IN' FUNNY MAN!!! XD

Sorrow is stabbed by Ino.
Sorrow:"Is that it? I can- wait, why am I not healing!?"
He rips out the stone. On it says "Expiration date: 2 minutes ago."
He finds a note saying "I.O.U., Father"

lol, good one.

*Xion kicks J3 into a wall*
Xion:three points!
*Sean kicks xion into a tower on the xana building*
Sean:Five points! I win!

Fullmetal_Alchemist wrote:lol, good one.

*Xion kicks J3 into a wall*
Xion:three points!
*Sean kicks xion into a tower on the xana building*
Sean:Five points! I win!

Hehehehehe...That was a good one.

*climbs out of manhole*
Sean:*cough* ...That...was rank...*cough*
Amber: Are we *cough* there yet?
Sean: In a little while.....<_< >_>
Axel: What?
Sean: I just said-
Axel: Little? Pfft, so what? That kid ain't followin' you around all the time. Don't tell me you fear him? That pipsqeak?
Sean: Well...*nervous* hehehehe....
Axel:*sigh* This is stupid. No, this is more than stupid, this is-
Edward: SSPAAARRTAAAAA!!!
*flying kick to Axel's face and he falls in the manhole*

Lol, Ed just doesn't seem to like you, does he? xD

*sean sniffs solar*
Solar:Umm....huh?
Sean:mmm.....smells good....
*Sean starts to rub solar's chest*
Xion, holding up a can of axe: Use axe for hot situations, now works on hedgekoons!

Kamikaze THC wrote:*climbs out of manhole*
Sean:*cough* ...That...was rank...*cough*
Amber: Are we *cough* there yet?
Sean: In a little while.....<_< >_>
Axel: What?
Sean: I just said-
Axel: Little? Pfft, so what? That kid ain't followin' you around all the time. Don't tell me you fear him? That pipsqeak?
Sean: Well...*nervous* hehehehe....
Axel:*sigh* This is stupid. No, this is more than stupid, this is-
Edward: SSPAAARRTAAAAA!!!
*flying kick to Axel's face and he falls in the manhole*

Fixed. He got Axel, not me this time. *sniff* mmm...new axe chocolate bodywash... ^_^

Me: Lets see, I'm controling three people: Amber, Axel, and Sean. Their ages are: Nine, Unknown, and Three.
Sean: I'm Seventeen.
Axel: Shut it brat.
Sean: Axel, I own and owned you. So you watch your mouth.
Axel: Your a no good-
Amber: You two can't go an hour without fighting.
Sean: He started it.
Me: So what.
Axel: Gay ass-
Amber: Well, since you started this, make it end.
*Sean sticks his tounge out at Axel*
Axel: Child colleting, Ball fondleing, D**k eating, Ass Pirating, Dog-
Sean: Your MOOOM!!
Me: Hehehehe...I love drama.
Xion: Ugh, they're giving me a headache and I've never had one. SHUT UP YOU TWO!!
Axel: Piss garguling, Motherf**king son-a-b***h-
Sean: Eh, stupid clone.
Axel: Whos sister calls him "Fluffy Bottom Love Kitty"!
Sean: O_O YOU SON-OF-A-B***H!!!
*Sean pounces on Axel*
Axel: Ah! Come on Love Kitty!
Sean: DIIIEEE!!
Amber:*Sigh* Welcome to X.A.N.A. when the camera's off.
Xion: The Real World: X.A.N.A. Edition.
Me: Hahahahaaa!

(I have been waiting to crack the "Fluffy Bottom Love Kitty" joke ever since I made that name. It sometimes pays to have more than one character.)

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeee..... Niiiiice
Sorry, but I HAVE to...

Xion achieves full power.
Xion:"YES!!!! I FEEL I CAN BEAT... ANYONE!!!"
Meanwhile waaaay in the distance...
Axel:"Yo Sean, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
Sean takes off the scouter.
Sean:".........IT'S OVER NINE-THOOOOOUUSAAAAAAAAND!!!"
Everyone else:" "

Later that evening
Axel:*angry* <_<
Sean: >_>
Axel: You motherf**king gay ass son-of-a-b***h.
Sean: Yeah, keep talkin', I might do it again.
Axel: As expected from someone named Fluffy Bottom Love Kitty.
Sean: O_O >_>
Axel: <_<
Sean: Falcon Kick!!
*Sean kicks him through five walls*
Sean: Heh...
*As Sean rounds a corner, he see someone standing in the hallway*
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Sean: 8[____________]!!!!
(Sean just shat bricks)

Kamikaze THC wrote:Sean: 8[____________]!!!!
(Sean just shat bricks)

...*snort*...*snicker*..........*Bursts out laughing* OH MY GOD!!! That's F&#*@n hilarious!

J3:"Hey! What's going-"
Captain Falcon:"Falcon... PAAAWNCH!!!"
J3 flies through the building like a bullet.
Sean: 8[______________________] (So far his jaw hit the basement)
Captain Falcon:"Yes!"

Sean: First, I hate calling you kid. Can you tell me your name?
?: .......you'll laugh at it...
Sean: Will not....ya know, my sister calls me Fluffy Bottom Love Kitty.
?: Hahahahahaha!
Sean: See, if I can tell you that name, you can tell me yours.
X.Dr.1:*whipsering* Does she really call you that?
Sean:*whipering* I hope not!
X.Dr.5: Sir, your sister Militia is on the phone.
Sean:*sigh* Put her on speaker.
*Click*
Sean: Hello
Militia: FLUFFY BOTTOM LOVE KITTY WHATS UUUP!!!
Sean: O_O
*everyone starts laughing like theres no tomorrow*
X.Dr.1:*LOL* You were sa-saying!?HAHAAHAHAAAA!!
*Sean runs to the phone*
Sean:*blush* Militia, I told you not to call me when I busy!

thedespised2166 wrote:

Kamikaze THC wrote:Sean: 8[____________]!!!!
(Sean just shat bricks)

...*snort*...*snicker*..........*Bursts out laughing* OH MY GOD!!! That's F&#*@n hilarious!

J3:"Hey! What's going-"
Captain Falcon:"Falcon... PAAAWNCH!!!"
J3 flies through the building like a bullet.
Sean: 8[______________________] (So far his jaw hit the basement)
Captain Falcon:"Yes!"

*singing* This post is made of win, who I'm I to dis-a-gree?

Sain:"Oh great. Now who could this be?"
G&W:"*BEEP*"
Sain:"What?"
Marth:"*japanese words*"
Sain:"WHAT!?"
Mario:"Let's-a-go!"
Sain:"Where am I!?"
Zooms out to show an SSBB case.

Sean is just walking down the street when...
Edward:"HYAAAAAAH!!!"
Edward kicks Sean in the head.
Edward:"That's what you get for calling me short!"
Captain Falcon:"Falcon KICK!"
Edward is hit by Captain Falcon.
Edward:"What was that for!? You're gonna pay for that!"
Captain Falcon:"Come on!"

Captain Falcon: yeah! it's ready!
Sean:Whats ready?
Captain falcon:FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Captain Falcon slams a juice box in seans face and sean goes flying through the x.a.n.a building*
Xion:I want what he's having!

Geez, I though I was gonna resort to adding reference to that gum (I think it was Stride) commercial. Y'know, that 2-layer gum? Have Gluttony came in and say "Me too!"

(After the fight with Ino & Sorrow...)
Sean:"Glad you're back sir. Wha'd ya do with Ino?"
Sorrow:"Oh I left him in the gate."
Sean:"Did you remember to lock it?"
Sorrow:"...Ohhhhhhh f***!"
Ino:"*Sadistic laugh*"

Kamikaze THC wrote:(For the of this one, Axel is called D.Sean again)
Sean: So, you've falled me again D.Sean?
D.Sean: Yeah, yeah. Whats the punishment this time? Wipe all the windows? Vacuum the floors? OH! *sarcasticly* Maybe I lose an arm this time!
*D.Sean gets pinned down with energy*
Sean: No, you've failed too many times. I'm going to personally give you the maximum punishment.
*whispers in D.Sean's ear*
D.Sean: ....w...what?!
Sean: Oh, you don't understand? Axel, spell it out for him.
Axel: You idiot, the maximum punishment. M-A-N-S-E-X. Got it memorized?
Sean: I'm going to enjoy this.
D.Sean: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I hope you all didn't imagine this or the image will get stuck.)

This is where I got the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYh6xcyx1X4&feature=related

XD I get it! (the video)
I already rearranged the letters in my head before he said it.

Solar: Lunar, this is the funal battle!
Lunar: about time this happened
*Battle went on for 10 minutes*
Eliis: Do you know what Suck the heads mean?
Solar and Lunar: *Looks at Ellis* .................................................
*Solar and lunar Cut ellis to 1,000,000 peices*
Solar: wtf was that about...
(you won't get it if you haven't played Left 4 dead 2)